8 Essential Tips On How To Be A Classy Drunk


6. Do NOT Run

Unless you are being chased down by a large animal, or worse, a police officer, do NOT run. Walking has worked for centuries in getting humans to their destination. There really isn’t a need to do anything at a fast pace when you are trashed. Doing so only increases your chances of falling. I have friends who are famous for the scars on their knees, and it’s almost always because of the unnecessary pace in which they think their feet must move.

8 Essential Tips On How To Be A Classy Drunk

7. Eat Food

Duh, right!? I’m sure you already know that eating will slow down the rate
at which your body absorbs all of that alcohol. Yes, this seems to
completely defeat the purpose, but it will help you in a bind, like when
you think you may be leaving the “classy drunk” stage and headed towards
offensive territory.

8 Essential Tips On How To Be A Classy Drunk

8. Be Inconspicuous

If you have come to the unfortunate realization that the fried pickles
you’ve just eaten may be exiting your face, go off and find an
inconspicuous place to let this happen – far, far away from your friends,
associates, or anyone else who can smell, see or hear. I have yet to see
anyone look graceful or admirable while spewing.

Now that you are somewhat of an adult, drunken excuses aren’t as tolerated
as they use to be. Fortunately, with this new found information, you can
still get drunk while appearing to be somewhat clear-headed. As with most
things, being a classy drunk takes practice, so get out there and put your
new found wisdom into action!

8 Essential Tips On How To Be A Classy Drunk

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