8 Essential Tips On How To Be A Classy Drunk

8. Be Inconspicuous

If you have come to the unfortunate realization that the fried pickles you’ve just eaten may be exiting your face, go off and find an inconspicuous place to let this happen – far, far away from your friends, associates, or anyone else who can smell, see or hear. I have yet to see anyone look graceful or admirable while spewing.

Now that you are somewhat of an adult, drunken excuses aren’t as tolerated as they use to be. Fortunately, with this new found information, you can still get drunk while appearing to be somewhat clear-headed. As with most things, being a classy drunk takes practice, so get out there and put your new found wisdom into action!

8 Essential Tips On How To Be A Classy Drunk


Listed & Loved